10 Rounds with Jose Cuervo

Dear Tequila,

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

No Love,
-Jen
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Other than that, Friday night’s party was a blast! I packed my modest apartment with an assortment of nearly 50 friends and friends’ friends, and a pretty good time was had by everyone. Everyone except me that is.

For the first time ever, my party-throwing skills went straight to hell, and *I* was the one playing firefighter pretty early into the evening (I’m told I disappeared sometime around 10-ish).

Thanks to my incapacitation, some well-meaning friends, an angry neighbour and an overzealous rent-a-cop, the whole shebang was shut down sometime around 11:30pm.

Lessons learned:

-Scott and Riann are “bite the bag” Superstars (photoset coming soon).
-When inviting more than 4 guests over, trying to have a drink with each of them is a MISTAKE.
-Papaya & Mango salsa looks about the same going down as it does coming up.
-Mexican food before drinking = ok, Mexican food during/after drinking = deathwish.
-Even when I am drunk, I make some killer Margaritas.

So Muchos Grazias to everyone who made it out! And apologies for the debacle that was.. uh… me.

Also… I have a lot of leftover tequila… any takers? For some reason, I’m not all that interested in it.

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6 thoughts on “10 Rounds with Jose Cuervo

  1. jen

    thanks for the party! had a good time! kind of fun to see the old neighbourhood again. nearly knocked on 203’s door just for old time’s sake. jose cuervo is still my friend if you are still seriously trying to rid your apartment of his presence. 🙂

  2. Richard

    Sorry I didn’t get to say Hi. I did show up, eventually after playing a few games too many of NHL 06. (Can you blame me if it was the All-Star game?) You have a nice place, in a pretty good neighbourhood, so it was nice to see that, and also some friends I hadn’t seen in a while. One of whom I owe an email to.

  3. Sue

    Glad you made it out of the bathtub. It’s important to have cautionary tales to share with your grandchildren.

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