So we have all agreed. Blogger + Significant Other = Dearth of Content. Oops. I’ll try to break through the status quo on that one.
But while some people can make sappy amusing, I am not one of them.
So I present to you a list of things that, despite their extreme level of horribleness, I have thus far stuck around through:
-Possesses armpits that, occasionally, smell like tennis shoes that John McEnroe didn’t remove for an entire week-long bender.
-Owns a car with a standard transmission, which I am no good at driving.
-Is chipper in the morning (has since learned that all I want in the AM is coffee and silence)
-Lives in a house with a four and seven year old. Not his, but…. children. **shudder**
-His last name starts with the same letter as mine, W. This totally breaks one of my “perfect man wish list” criteria, as I was hoping to move further up on the alphabet ladder, by simply changing my last name to that of my future husband – preferably a Mr. Adams or Mr. Brown.
-He very nearly ripped one of my piercings straight out of my body, thus killing any mood that had been established and causing me a great amount of pain.
-Refuses to acknowledge the goodness that is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Considering I have not run screaming far, far away by now despite the above, I’m thinking it’s a sign from the universe at large that this one’s a keeper.