I received a wee lambasting from the boy yesterday after I confessed to the internets he has really smelly armpits.
Actually, he wasn’t upset about that at all (he didn’t even mention it). But what he would like you all to know is that technically his last name is a little further up in the alphabet than mine (Wa- instead of Wi-), and he also really didn’t mean it and felt really, REALLY bad about the whole piercing thing, and it was totally unintentional and more of a “tug” than a “rip.”
I suppose my blogging hyperbole is something that could be on his list of “things I’m sticking around through, despite their complete, total and utter awfulness.”
And because I’m still feeling listy, here are a few other things I think would be on his list:
-Girl can not stay awake through a movie started any time past 8:00pm
-Is reluctant to operate a standard transmission without supervision
-Is unbearably cranky in the mornings
-Does not enjoy the Simpsons
-Has only seen 3% of movies worth watching, released since 1994, and doesn’t care
-Falls asleep with the TV on
-Is far, far cuter than him, and knows it
-Will defend the goodness of KD to the death!
Of course, if he would get his darn blog up and running again (at the behest of so many readers besides myself), perhaps he could make his own freakin’ list!
I guess that means there’s one more item:
-Will use blog post instead of actual conversation to nag s.o. into getting things done.