Are you all gossipping about me yet? Are you whispering amongst yourselves, wondering where the dating stories have gone, and who this mysterious “boy” is whose presence I’ve mentioned a few times?
Or do you just not give a damn?
Because the comments have been veeeeeery quiet of late.
I will tell you this much: I have found myself with my very own boyfriend. Yikes. This means I’ve completely lost (or more like run out of) stories of terrible dates. I mean, if our dates were terrible he wouldn’t have made it to boyfriend, would he?
Content, oh Content, why hast thou forsaken me?