I want to give you a good car-life, I really, really do!
I got you inspected before buying you a little over a year ago, and other than that seemingly small pulley issue that the dealership said they’d fixed, you checked out A-ok.
Well today marked the day I paid more in repairs for you, in only 18 months, than I paid for you!
That pulley cost over $500 to finally fix properly.
But I suppose it wasn’t soon enough for you, because you rebelled with your broken crankshaft. It’s ok, I didn’t need that $900 at Christmastime anyway.
So I was good to you. I spend about $1500 more on oil changes, filter changes, tune-ups, spark plugs, a new battery, radiator, transmission and brake fluid flushes.
I even went and got you fixed up right away when that idiot backed into you.
And this is how you repay me?
A NINETEEN-HUNDRED DOLLAR TRANSMISSION REBUILD?
Fuck you car.
This is it. Anything else goes wrong, I’m pushing you off a damn cliff into the ocean.