I’m surprised I haven’t seen this on Craigslist yet, so I figured I’d put it here myself.
You: Hot, short-haired girl in grey slacks, black pumps and a black sweater, carrying take-out across the intersection of Broadway at Oak.
Me: Dude on the bus stopped at the intersection.
That was a pretty fantastic trip you took, getting the pointy toe of your shoe caught in the opening of your opposite pant leg. Even more fantastic was the fact that you managed to not quite fall on your face, or spill your sushi.
Nice recovery. Drinks?