Canucks fans, I am sorry.
You see, every game I watch, the Canucks manage to pull it off and win – occasionally in spectacular fashion and against some very strong odds! And the games I don’t watch – they manage to even blow what should be sure things.
It’s gotten completely out of control! I’ve turned on games in progress, and the Canucks are losing. When I watch for a while, the Canucks manage to pull ahead. If I turn the game off again, and check the score later, they end up losing!
This is seriously starting to freak me out, and frankly I CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE!
Any ideas how to break the curse?
Actually, strike that, anyone want to start paying me to watch (or not watch) games, depending on who you’re cheering for?
That’s it. I’m totally putting myself on ebay.