Me So Horny Dorky

WARNING: GRATUITOUS SEX POST well, not really, but you’ve been warned. Sortof. So I’m at the grocery store tonight picking up some turkey (they were out when I went last night) and I wander past the pharmacy section, and figure I should pick up some personal lubricant for use with my personal “massagers.” Shut up. … Continue reading Me So Horny Dorky

Zoom Zoom Zoom

This whole suddenly single thing seems to have livened me up a little bit. I had gotten very complacent, and sedentary, and anal about being absolutely prepared for anything and everything. My life was planned, down to the last detail, two weeks in advance. Which makes it very surprising that when I was invited to … Continue reading Zoom Zoom Zoom

Puffer Fish

Oh My. I better watch out for girls’ night, or I’m going to be a gazillion pounds, and never, ever attract anyone of the opposite sex. I will be 52 and surrounded by almost as many cats, and lots of two bite brownies. But – fun was had, food was consumed, movie was watched, stories … Continue reading Puffer Fish

c’est moi

You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were bornwith your cool, and it’s totally natural. Yourun the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only theycan ingest as much coffee as you) to the geekyhipster (Mario Kart, anyone?). What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla In other news, I took the new blades out for … Continue reading c’est moi

Oh. My. God.

As a nice complement to the end of school, I ended up with Bon Jovi tickets to his show in Seattle for the day after my last exams. I’ve just gotta say, he was ABSOLUTELY FRICKIN AMAZING! That man could have played three 2 hour concerts and had enough material and energy to keep the … Continue reading Oh. My. God.