Captain Combover

I’m crafting some more entries about the walk – but I had to share this little tidbit…

Girls Lie Too is the title of a new song by Terri Clark (it’s good – I don’t give a damn if you don’t like Country).

I’ve posted the full lyrics in the extended entry, but there’s one line that absolutely cracks me up each and every time I hear it. It’s near the end of the song, when Terri is talking (as opposed to singing), and she says:

No, we don’t care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that
RRrrrrRRRrrrrRRrrr

Funny enough on it’s own – but my grandfather (wonderful man!) has the ubercombover. He could likely rival The Donald. So every time I hear that line, I think of this beautiful singer purring at my 83 year old Opa. I laugh. Out loud. Often. I think my co-workers are starting to wonder (since my music is on my headphones).

Girls Lie Too

So she can’t go out tonight again
Her sister’s sick, she’s gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse

Now you didn’t hear any of this from me
But things aren’t always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you

Girls lie, too
We don’t care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don’t matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don’t think you’re the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too

We can’t wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter’s for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don’t wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you

(Repeat Chorus)

Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that’s the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that’s the truth
Girls lie, too

[No, we don’t care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that

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