So I just took a little bathroom break at work (because you all wanted to know that, right) and dutifully washed my hands, as I’m inclined to do after such a task, and was staring blankly at the paper towel dispenser.
But today I stared slightly less blankly, and noticed the paper towel manufacturer.
Our office paper towel is made by “SCA TISSUE NORTH AMERICA”
Now I have visions in my head of RenFair people emerging from the woods and marching into some Fordist factory (in full costume, of course) to produce paper products. Their website makes no mention of this, and has nothing to do with the SCA – but I know different!
Just don’t get those kilts caught in the rolling machines boys!