So, those cats I mentioned yesterday… they’re also lesbians. And not just any lesbians, but incestual lesbians. They’re half sisters.
How did I discover this you ask?
I’m sitting here at my computer, and in they come, and suddenly turn nose to tail (or lack thereof) and start licking eachother’s private bits. Strange, I think to myself as they wander away.
THEN THEY COME BACK IN 10 MINUTES LATER AND DO IT AGAIN!
I think they’re trying to traumatize me.