One of the best stand-up comedy bits I’ve ever heard is an Irish comedian “complaining” about his girlfriend. She snores.
“Oh, but don’t I sound like a kitten, purring?”
“Aww. Bless. No. You sound like a cat, drownin’ in oatmeal!”
*cue sound effect of comedian making “cat drowning in oatmeal” noises*
Tanya snores. Ever so slightly. Much more on the “kitten purring” than the “cat in oatmeal” side. But it’s definitely snoring.
Don’t tell her I told you!
I know she does. But don’t tell her I know 🙂
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Attempting to figure out how a cat would drown itself in oatmeal…
failing.
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My cat Suki snores. She sounds like she’s trying to whistle and pur in her sleep at the same time 🙂
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Nice… 😉
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