Scene: Morning in the Watkiss/Wiederick household.
The boy has just made coffee and delivered it to the girl, who has turned on the morning news and thrown some sort of squeaking, slobbery something across the room for the umpteenth time to avoid a storm of morningdogbreath kisses.
The coffee has led to cuddling, which has led to canoodling, which has led to… well… let’s keep this one PG for the kids out there.
Suddenly, it happens.
That goddamn Mini Wheats commercial is on AGAIN!
Suddenly both humans in the room propel themselves violently into action in a frantic search for the remote control!
The suddenly frightened dog whines and cowers behind the door.
Unfortunately not before that goddamned theme song is firmly stuck in the girl’s head for the rest of the day.
Miiiiiiiiii Niiiiiiiii FUCK FUCK FUCK.