Dear World,

Please consider this a formal request to have a hair/makeup/photography team follow me around for always.

If you can promise me this, I promise that I will never be as ubiquitous-for-no-good-reason as Paris Hilton, never be as annoying as Jessica Simpson, never dress like Mary Kate Olsen, and never marry my ugly underling a la Britney Spears.

Also, World, I would like to let you know that if you can accommodate my humble request, I will spent my days looking like this:

Instead of like this:

Which I’m sure is best for everyone involved.

Thanks in advance.

Champagne Kisses & Caviar Dreams!
-Jen

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