Please consider this a formal request to have a hair/makeup/photography team follow me around for always.
If you can promise me this, I promise that I will never be as ubiquitous-for-no-good-reason as Paris Hilton, never be as annoying as Jessica Simpson, never dress like Mary Kate Olsen, and never marry my ugly underling a la Britney Spears.
Also, World, I would like to let you know that if you can accommodate my humble request, I will spent my days looking like this:
Instead of like this:
Which I’m sure is best for everyone involved.
Thanks in advance.
Champagne Kisses & Caviar Dreams!