Stupid Is…
In manic preparation for the impending tropical vacation (10 Sleeps Away!), I’ve been going to my local fake ‘n’ bake to get a base tan.
While there, I noticed that my winter hibernation has left me with an ass that, while still fabulous clothed, is a bit more ample than it was over the summer and bears very slight resemblance in texture to an orange peel. Yes. The dreaded “C” word. No, not that one - that I’ll use. The other one. Cellulite.
Now I know some people are more prone to it than others. Even at my very tiniest, I’ve never had flawlessly firm skin. But it was a whole helluvalot less noticeable in August than it is now. And in somewhere around 264 hours, I plan on spending the majority of my days in a bikini.
So, what did I do immediately upon noticing this?
Contemplated my options over an extra large cookie and a full-fat latte, of course.
March 15th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Well, for a less well known but still amusing diet:
http://nosdiet.com/
March 16th, 2006 at 9:18 am
if it’s just texture (and not overall size) you’re looking to get rid of, i’d opt for massage and lots and lots of water before tossing that latte…
http://www.targetwoman.com/articles/cellulite-treatment.html
March 16th, 2006 at 11:53 am
hmm, I still need to purchases summer sunglasses.
March 16th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Or you could just make sure you never look at your ass in the mirror again. That’s my favorite approach.
March 16th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Cellulite is just accumulation of metablic waste that gets stored in the fluid where our fat cells are. It is a vicious circle and if you don’t elimate the toxins your cellulite will be more and more noticable. The SUddenly SLender Body Wrap works wonders for the “C” word!