It All Comes Back to (l)U(be)

Snippets of conversations* from the past few days:

“Whoever invented pizza dips deserves a prize”
“Totally. They deserve a blowjob.”
“Or some really good face – really any oral sex at all”
“For sure. With a finger up the ass”
“With Extra lube.”
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“Apparently I like it when you do that thing you do. My sheets, however, are probably not as pleased”
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“Stupid car. Squeals when it’s going, squeals when it’s stopping.”
“It obviously needs to be greased up a little”
“Yah – bring on the lubrication!”
“Cars are like fisting.”
“Fisting?”
“Yes – when you think you’ve finally got enough lubrication, add some more”

*While I will fully admit my presence, I can neither confirm nor deny my participation in any of these exchanges.

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