I’ve been having issues lately with the time-space continuum. Mostly when it comes to remembering what day it actually is when I wake up in the mornings. And this happens EVERY MORNING – only the names of the days change. My internal dialogue goes something like this:
Alarm: *midi of Knight Rider theme*
Brain: MOTHERFUCKERI DONOTWANTTOGETUP!
Body: hits off button and waits for alarm #2
10 minutes go by
Alarm: *midi of Cheers theme*
Body: turns off alarm
Brain: I guess it’s time to get on with Thursday.
Brain: OH MY GOD IT’S ALREADY THURSDAY! I HAVE SO MUCH WORK LEFT TO DO THIS WEEK.
Brain: Are you sure it’s Thursday?
Brain: Wait no, it’s Wednesday
Brain: HOORAY FOR WEDNESDAY! PANIC DOWNGRADED!
Brain: Aw damn. It’s only Wednesday… so many days left until the weekend…