So. There was a Tsunami warning last night. That I didn’t hear about until long after it was cancelled.
Guess why I didn’t hear about it?
I WAS OUT ON A TINY BOAT IN THE OCEAN.
Funny thing is, there were plenty of other boats out there with us, and while I’m not exactly up on my marine safety protocol in the event of a major disaster, you’d think someone out there would’ve looked a little more worried than anyone did. But no. Everyone just continued to hang out on the water like a giant wave wasn’t on its way to crush us – which it wasn’t, but it might’ve been!
I should probably re-read my life insurance policy.