Take me to your Leader
So… a note to all the granola crunchers who say Nuclear Power is a Bad Idea, and cite Chernobyl as evidence….
EXPOSURE TO RADIATION MAKES CHILDREN SMARTER, STRONGER, FASTER, BETTER!
I’m totally hitting up the dentist for a few more xrays this year, and permanently strapping my cellphone to my head.
Perhaps I’ll even rig the microwave to operate with the door open.
May 26th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
This is the same paper that displays Saddam Hussein in his underwear and is deep into celebrity gossip. If I were you I’d wait until it hits a few more legitimate news sources before I start microwaving my head.
May 26th, 2005 at 9:08 pm
Xrays and microwaves are very differnt part of the spectrum… if microwaves were air… then, xrays would be crack!
Dont mess with Xrays…. you xray..girl! Oh! … Yourrrre trying to get super powers.. arnt you?!? Hahhh hah… well, IM moooving to Chernoble! Ha! IIIiiiii will have the superpowers!