Take me to your Leader

So… a note to all the granola crunchers who say Nuclear Power is a Bad Idea, and cite Chernobyl as evidence….

EXPOSURE TO RADIATION MAKES CHILDREN SMARTER, STRONGER, FASTER, BETTER!

I’m totally hitting up the dentist for a few more xrays this year, and permanently strapping my cellphone to my head.

Perhaps I’ll even rig the microwave to operate with the door open.

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2 thoughts on “Take me to your Leader

  1. Chris

    This is the same paper that displays Saddam Hussein in his underwear and is deep into celebrity gossip. If I were you I’d wait until it hits a few more legitimate news sources before I start microwaving my head.

  2. Java

    Xrays and microwaves are very differnt part of the spectrum… if microwaves were air… then, xrays would be crack!

    Dont mess with Xrays…. you xray..girl! Oh! … Yourrrre trying to get super powers.. arnt you?!? Hahhh hah… well, IM moooving to Chernoble! Ha! IIIiiiii will have the superpowers!

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