Take me to your Leader

So… a note to all the granola crunchers who say Nuclear Power is a Bad Idea, and cite Chernobyl as evidence….

EXPOSURE TO RADIATION MAKES CHILDREN SMARTER, STRONGER, FASTER, BETTER!

I’m totally hitting up the dentist for a few more xrays this year, and permanently strapping my cellphone to my head.

Perhaps I’ll even rig the microwave to operate with the door open.

2 Responses to “Take me to your Leader”

  1. Chris Says:

    This is the same paper that displays Saddam Hussein in his underwear and is deep into celebrity gossip. If I were you I’d wait until it hits a few more legitimate news sources before I start microwaving my head.

  2. Java Says:

    Xrays and microwaves are very differnt part of the spectrum… if microwaves were air… then, xrays would be crack!

    Dont mess with Xrays…. you xray..girl! Oh! … Yourrrre trying to get super powers.. arnt you?!? Hahhh hah… well, IM moooving to Chernoble! Ha! IIIiiiii will have the superpowers!