I’m about to make my great escape from cubeland for 63 whole hours in a row. At which point I will immediately launch myself into Insanity™. For the sake of posterity (and my mind, so it’s written down somewhere, I present to you, My Weekend. Chaos in 3 Acts.
Friday Night
5:00PM - Go Home.
5:15PM - Gather laundry. Try not to trip over it all as you gather it up. Pray for free washers. Start Laundry.
5:45PM - Transfer laundry to Dryer. Go to the bar across the street for “farewell now-ex-co-worker” drinks with co-workers.
6:45PM - Return Home. Remove laundry from dryer. FOLD IT because if you don’t do it now, it will never get done.
7:00PM - Improv time: either go back to the bar, or crash on the couch with a movie.
9:00PM - Gather supplies for volunteering tomorrow.. clean clothes, volunteer t-shirt, snacks, book.
10:00PM - SLEEP.
Saturday
8:00AM - Drag sorry ass out of bed. Shower, shit, shave, etc.
9:00AM - Head downtown. (Note to self - if you do not leave NOW you will have no time to stop at Starbucks!!!)
10:00AM - Volunteer at Health & Wellness Expo. Secretly laugh behind the backs of people who are crazy enough to run a marathon. (Actually seethe with jealousy at people who can run a marathon, instead of wheezing after running half a block to catch a bus.)
8:00PM - Finish volunteering. GO HOME, GO DIRECTLY HOME. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!
8:45PM - Put shit together for volunteering on Sunday. Please do this neatly, you will not be coherent in the morning.
9:00PM - GO TO BED.
Sunday
4:30AM - WAKE UP SUCKER! Try to remember to put on pants.
5:15AM - Head toward skytrain. Go the long way so you can hit Tim Hortons, without caffine things could get nasty.
6:15PM - Volunteer at Marathon. Water Station #1 - go runners go!
1:15PM - Finish with the volunteering. Go for much needed lunch/coffee with Devon.
5:00PM - Leave downtown by this time at the latest so you’re home in time for…
6:00PM - FAMILY GUY RETURNS!
6:30PM - Make food, clean house, get ready for bed.
8:59PM - Crawl into bed just in time for…
9:00PM - Desperate Housewives
10:00pm - Hopefully fall asleep, just after realizing weekends are nowhere near long enough.
April 29th, 2005 at 7:50 pm
i am coming over to vancouver (from victoria) to run in the marathon - thank you for volunteering!! it makes a huge difference for those of us running it.