Many of the people I work with (considering most of them are barely computer literate women) just loooooove to send around those chain letter emails. Since I was bored the other day, I decided to go through the motions of one of them (the “Tibetan Personality Test”), though I did not send it on – so consider me doomed.
Anyway, one part of the test asks you to assign a descriptive word to each of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Sea, Coffee.
I’ll insert a bit of background here, and state that when you drink nearly a litre of coffee every day there are certain effects is has on your system. Namely, it messes with your regularity. I received this test after day 3 of being so sick I could not drink coffee. What can I say, it was on my mind.
Ok, back to the story…
I assigned the following descriptions to each of the words: Dog/Loyal, Cat/Smelly, Rat/Diseased, Sea/Blue, Coffee/Laxative (I told you it was on my mind!).
Check after the jump to see what that says about my personality…
The word for Dog is how I see myself. Loyal. Cool.
The word for Cat is how I see my partner. Smelly. Hmm… I blame this on Friends, and I’m single so it doesn’t actually matter.
The word for Rat is how I view my enemies. Diseased. Sure, sounds good to me.
The word for Sea is how I view my life. Blue. I should change that.
The word for Coffee is what I think about sex. Laxative. Huh. Perhaps I’ve been doing it wrong….