What do you do when the main database at work has to incur an “emergency shutdown” (fancy words for – oh shit, oracle’s broken here…)?
Ok, what do you do after you’ve read every news article, Fark post and RSS feed that holds the tiniest promise of interest?
Then what do you do when you’ve stuffed so many envelopes you don’t just have papercuts, you are a papercut?
You pour over the details of the 50 Most Loathsome People in America!
But seriously, you can skip all that boring stuff I waded through at the top, and just go read it now.