I don’t ask for much – In fact, I love December! Next to July it’s my favourite month! Well, truth be told, it’s very much close to a tie. The only thing July has on you December is my birthday.
Anyway, I just wanted to ask you a teensy, tiny favour dear December. Could you please just STOP for a few days? I can’t help but notice that it is already the THRID meaning there are VERY FEW days for me to get VERY MANY things done. Since you vetoed the idea of adding a few extra hours to each day, I figured we could try it this way instead. You just keep things holding at December 3rd for about four days, then we can launch right on into the fourth like nothing happened.
How does that sound, my darling December? Do you think we can work this out? On the off chance that your answer is no (but I hope it won’t be!) I should go and get back to work – one of those many things infringing on what precious little time I have left.
Thanks in advance December. And if you can pull this off for me, I’ll kick July to the curb in nothing flat.