Calling all eligible bachelors (or bachelorettes for that matter):
Are you having a fabulous Christmas party this season? Are you lacking an appropriate escort to said event?
Look no further! I am available! And I am cute, and socially proficient! (Or at the very least, I will not get so drunk that I dance on the tables and make a fool of you – unless you want me to.)
Though this isn’t because I actually like you, or because I’m interested in the party, or the people, or even the food & drink (unless it’s really good). This is all because there are so many fabulous holiday dresses out there!
I must have one.
And so far, I have nowhere to wear one (we don’t have a Christmas party where I work. We have “Celebration,” during the day, in January).
Even if you don’t have a fabulous soiree to bring me to, don’t forget to sign up for your very own dose of Holiday Cheer (see sidebar) from me to you.
Yes, yes, you MUST come! Mommy’s have birthdays every year, but I may not have a Happy Holidays party every year. Besides, my parties rock (I’m not basing this on the Housewarming where everyone decided at the last minute not to show up!) 😉
Ack! I just noticed that you might not be coming on the 28th! ACK! You must come!
*LOL* I HAVE a fabulous dress…na na na na na. And somewhere to wear it to. If I didn’t already have a date, I’d invite you. Although my boss probably frowns upon girl-girl relationships! *LOL*
“Celebration”? In January? That’s hilariously Dilbertesque. Why do they do that? Cost control? Fear of Christmas party craziness? Political correctness?