Calling all eligible bachelors (or bachelorettes for that matter):
Are you having a fabulous Christmas party this season? Are you lacking an appropriate escort to said event?
Look no further! I am available! And I am cute, and socially proficient! (Or at the very least, I will not get so drunk that I dance on the tables and make a fool of you – unless you want me to.)
Though this isn’t because I actually like you, or because I’m interested in the party, or the people, or even the food & drink (unless it’s really good). This is all because there are so many fabulous holiday dresses out there!
I must have one.
And so far, I have nowhere to wear one (we don’t have a Christmas party where I work. We have “Celebration,” during the day, in January).
Even if you don’t have a fabulous soiree to bring me to, don’t forget to sign up for your very own dose of Holiday Cheer (see sidebar) from me to you.