WAKE THE FUCK UP

This entry title is a “note to self.”

I was asleep before 11pm. There’s no good reason why I couldn’t have gotten up at 6:30 and out of the house by 7:30.

But no. Stupid “flex time” bit me in the ass again. I was up at 7:45 and didn’t get out of the house until 8:30. Did I get an extra hour-ish of quality sleep? Hell no. I lazed and dozed and listened to the news.

And now, I am at that point in my day at work where 90% of the office is gone, and I would almost rather stab myself in the face with a rusty spork than be here another hour.

Any of you out there that get up between 5-6am PST daily that want to phone me and yell my lazy ass outta bed? Seriously. As soon as I answer, all you have to do is yell “WAKE THE FUCK UP” and hang up. Who knows – it might work.

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