It’s my birthday. As of publish time, I’ve been on the planet as a non-parasitic humanoid for 24 whole years.
But I’m not going to party like it’s my birthday – I’m way too busy. The best present for me will be relaxing. So no ladies’ night for now.
But it’s still my birthday, so feel free to shower me with gifts and/or well-wishes. Remember, my birthstone is money, and my favourite colour is large diamonds.