The Red Stroke

Ok, so the back of my ear was feeling a bit funky, and had some gunk on it, so I start feeling it up etc.

I pull my hand back - red.

The hairdresser cut my ear. It’s a tiny nick, and I didn’t even feel it when it happened. She does a razor cut, so it’s just a wee baby slice; not like she scissored a chunk out of my ear.

BUT SERIOUSLY - CAN I JUST STOP BLEEDING FROM EVERYWHERE NOW? JUST ONE BLEEDING-FREE DAY IS ALL I ASK.

At this rate I’ll have to go from giving blood to receiving it.

One Response to “The Red Stroke”

  1. Funkalicious Says:

    The little cuts are the ones that bleed the most, too. And then when they eventually stop bleeding, they itch and hurt. Little bastards.