Ok, so the back of my ear was feeling a bit funky, and had some gunk on it, so I start feeling it up etc.
I pull my hand back – red.
The hairdresser cut my ear. It’s a tiny nick, and I didn’t even feel it when it happened. She does a razor cut, so it’s just a wee baby slice; not like she scissored a chunk out of my ear.
BUT SERIOUSLY – CAN I JUST STOP BLEEDING FROM EVERYWHERE NOW? JUST ONE BLEEDING-FREE DAY IS ALL I ASK.
At this rate I’ll have to go from giving blood to receiving it.