Also titled “Jen likes to blog when she’s drunk.”
If you’re way drunker than you should be, and find that you need to go to bed, the best way to stop the spinning is to either:
a) slide one leg out of the bed and place your foot on the floor
or, if your bed’s too tall for that,
b) place your hands on, or grab firmly to a strong object that won’t move, such as a nightstand or your headboard.
Both actions help ground you, stop the spinning, and make for a more sleeping/less vomiting nighttime after drinking experience.
That is all.