So I had the strangest dream last night. I don’t usually dream very vividly, or remember what I dream, so it’s extremely strange that I woke up questioning if the events in the dream were real or false, and that I still remember the dream nearly 10 hours later.
In my dream, my very heterosexual brother was gay. This in and of itself is funny, because his twin is quite the little metrosexual, and we always tease him for being in the
Gavy Navy. So my newly gay brother is dating some guy named Richard, who has very hairy legs, and a tattoo of a pair of lips on his left foot (it seems I never saw above Richard’s knees). They also live in a house that looks like it belongs on the set of a Tim Burton claymation movie – patched together with spare parts and very precarious looking. Local vandals have spraypainted the words “Homo” and “Queer Eye” on the exterior in purple. Obviously, the brother is very upset throughout most of the dream, except the moments where he’s able to sit quietly and caress Richard’s tattoo’d foot.
That’s about the gist of it.
I have no idea what sparked this dream. I watched Judging Amy before bed (which had no mention of anyone gay in the episide), and never consciously thought about my brothers at all yesterday. All I know is that I’m gonna be really creeped out if I hear of my brother having some new friend named Richard in the next little while.
What does it all mean? Any suggestions?