…I’m gonna go eat worms!
Actually, everybody loves me, but I went after the worm anyway!
I had that stupid nasty wormblaster virus. If your PC is acting up at all, I highly recommend downloading the worm remover tool from Symantec (a much easier and more effective solution than the whole modem unplug/replug scenario), then get the recommended patch from Microsoft.
Yay for happy computers!